Punzi's Corner Blog: Memo from the LAN Administrator

Saturday, September 03, 2005
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Memo from the LAN Administrator

Memorandum No. 001-I-2005

To: All concerned
From: The Punzi Network Administrator

Re: Proposed change in reference names to Workstations

For convenience, the following are the proposed reference names to the workstations in the network:

1. Workstation Description: iMac G5 1.6 Ghz Desktop
Reference name: "Lindsay"

2. Workstation Description: Neo Qnote Celeron 1.3 Ghz Laptop
Reference name: "Jessica"

3. Workstation Description: AMD Duron 850 Mhz Desktop
Reference name: "Mandy"

4. Workstation Description: Acer Celeron 433 Mhz Laptop
Reference name: "Amber" (semi-retired)

5. Workstation Description: Remote Pentium II-350 Mhz Desktop
Reference name: "Britney" (retired)

6. Workstation Description: MacBook white 2.0 Ghz Core Duo
Reference name: "Scarlett"

Unless there are objections, these reference names shall be deemed final on Monday, 05 September 2005.

For comments and/or objections, kindly use the convenient forms found below.

Please be guided accordingly.

(Sgd.) The LAN Administration

3 Objection(s):

At 4:13 AM, Unknown said...: Nasaan na ang Workstation "Maria"...haha. Masyado lang pong busy attorney, pinipilit ko pang mag-cope sa mga back-blogs (whatever)...yung pagbisita sa mga blogger friends ko naudlot kasi ng matagal. Naka-save as draft halos lahat ng entries ko, para puro publish nalang pag nagkataon. Hay...malapit na...

P.S. Paano mo ginawa itong word verification mo dito sa ibaba?
At 2:24 PM, silentmode_v2 said...: i object your honor. whitney doesn't seem apropriate, it may be houston or tyson...hehehe.

how about angelina?
At 10:47 AM, Punzi said...: Due to Jeff's objection, the Acer Celeron 433 Mhz laptop shall be renamed from "Whitney" to "Amber" (as in Amber Tamblyn of Joan of Arcadia).

The suggestion "Angelina," though well taken, is not within the age group.

I was considering the name "Hillary" but there were objections over the possible reference to Hillary Clinton.

If there no other objections, the names will be implemented tomorrow.

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