Punzi's Corner Blog: Results of the Ninth Visit

Monday, January 09, 2006
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Results of the Ninth Visit

Oh, I think this post is anti-climactic because I'm doing it today. Sorry, it totally slipped my mind yesterday.

Again, nothing. Did not even give Christmas gifts to her children.

Because this is the ninth visit and we're supposed to review the custody arrangements, I'm filing a manifestation in court that she did not even visit once. That would thwart any possible attempt to negotiate "more accomodating" visitation arrangements or "more frequent" visits.

Well, if she does go crazy and decide to ask the court for more visits, I will say, "I'm willing to increase the number of visits to as much as three times the number of monthly visits she presently makes."

That's the beauty of zero. I could even go up to 10, nay, even 100 times the number of monthly visits she made. It would still be zero. That joke will be on her.

2 Objection(s):

At 10:04 AM, categorically imperative said...: omg...are you sure she didn't figure in an accident somewhere that left her in a coma the past few months?
At 4:25 PM, Punzi said...: I don't know what happened to her. And frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

Just making the appropriate moves at the advise of my lawyers.

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