Punzi's Corner Blog: No, Ma'am I will never tire of staring...

Saturday, July 08, 2006
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No, Ma'am I will never tire of staring...

I was just reading the maiden issue of Maxim Magazine Philippines (sorry no online version yet, I checked), specifically the interview of Angelica Panganiban. There she foisted the question, "Hey, aren't you tired of staring?"

On a related note, she's the girl "that girl" fancied when she was pregnant with Bea (in the vernacular "pinaglihian"). Seeing her all grown up (and ripe for the picking, heheheheheheheh!) just showed me just how fast time flies (I'm referring to Angelica and not Bea, you chester!).

But then I digress...

First of all, I also read these magazines for the articles. As if... No seriously... As if... No seriously...

Second of all, to answer that question, "No, Ma'am, I will never tire of staring."

Because they're there to be stared at...

Because you cannot overturn millions of years of evolution just because you want me to look away...

And I cannot follow Jerry Seinfeld's advise. I cannot simply "Get a sense of it, then walk away."

I'm just being honest, Ma'am. Isn't that the best policy?

So just let me oogle away because subconsciously, that's what they really want. And it's free and harmless...

If they didn't, why appear in those magazines in the first place?

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PRAYER FOR GENEROSITY
Lord Jesus,
Teach me to be generous,
Teach me to serve You as You deserve
To give and not to count the cost,
To fight and not to heed the wounds,
To toil and not to seek for rest,
To labor and not to ask for reward,
except that of knowing
That I do Your Holy Will. Amen

THE LAWYER'S PRAYER
May every word I speak be from Your Truth...
I ask come from Your Wisdom...
May every case I handle receive Your Guidance...
May every heart, every life I touch, feel Your Love.

THE JABEZ PRAYER
And Jabez called on the God of Israel saying,
"Oh, that You would bless me indeed,
and enlarge my territory,
that Your Hand be with me,
that You would keep me from evil,
that I may not cause pain."

So God granted him what he requested.

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The Lawyer's Oath
I do solemnly swear that
I will maintain allegiance to
the Republic of the Philippines,
I will support its Constitution
and obey the laws as well as
the legal orders of the
duly constituted authorities therein;
I will do no falsehood,
nor consent to the doing of any in court;
I will not wittingly or willingly
promote or sue any groundless,
false or unlawful suit,
nor give aid nor consent to the same;
I will delay no man for money or malice,
and will conduct myself as a lawyer
according to the best of my knowledge
and discretion with all good fidelity
as well to the courts as to my clients;
and I impose upon myself this voluntary obligation
without any mental reservation
or purpose of evasion.
So help me God.

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