Punzi's Corner Blog: Corrupt Reactions

Friday, December 07, 2007
This day in history from:

Corrupt Reactions

Here are some reactions to te news report that the Philippines is the 10th most corrupt nation in the world:

10. Number 10 only?

9. We demand a recount!

8. Philippines, where's that?

7. There must be opposition members in Transparency International.

6. There must be coup plotters in Transparency International.

5. Somebody must have bribed Transparency International.

4. Let's bribe Transparency International.

3. (No no. 3-- got bribed to shut up.)

2. Proudly Philippine made!

1. Let's work hard to be no. 1 next year!

Happy 3rd Anniversary to Punzi's Corner Blog yesterday!

3 Objection(s):

At 2:36 PM, TK said...: kung kelan bumabaha ng dugo at saka ka nag start mag blog (Pearl Harbor day)?

Happy Anniversary, Counsel!
At 3:34 PM, TK said...: oops! Dec. 6 pala hindi 7. sensya na.
At 6:58 PM, Unknown said...: Add this: at least we are good at something! Hehe...

Post a Comment

<< Home

Disaster relief, sustainable development & community service

Side Prayers

PRAYER FOR GENEROSITY
Lord Jesus,
Teach me to be generous,
Teach me to serve You as You deserve
To give and not to count the cost,
To fight and not to heed the wounds,
To toil and not to seek for rest,
To labor and not to ask for reward,
except that of knowing
That I do Your Holy Will. Amen

THE LAWYER'S PRAYER
May every word I speak be from Your Truth...
I ask come from Your Wisdom...
May every case I handle receive Your Guidance...
May every heart, every life I touch, feel Your Love.

THE JABEZ PRAYER
And Jabez called on the God of Israel saying,
"Oh, that You would bless me indeed,
and enlarge my territory,
that Your Hand be with me,
that You would keep me from evil,
that I may not cause pain."

So God granted him what he requested.

Side Oath

The Lawyer's Oath
I do solemnly swear that
I will maintain allegiance to
the Republic of the Philippines,
I will support its Constitution
and obey the laws as well as
the legal orders of the
duly constituted authorities therein;
I will do no falsehood,
nor consent to the doing of any in court;
I will not wittingly or willingly
promote or sue any groundless,
false or unlawful suit,
nor give aid nor consent to the same;
I will delay no man for money or malice,
and will conduct myself as a lawyer
according to the best of my knowledge
and discretion with all good fidelity
as well to the courts as to my clients;
and I impose upon myself this voluntary obligation
without any mental reservation
or purpose of evasion.
So help me God.

Shameless Sideplugs